It can be busy work kidnapping folk finding a car with the right boot space, organising the rope and the gaffer tape and the wheel barrow, trying to think of a legitimate reason to buy a balaclava in January. One of the most time consuming parts though, is sitting down with a glue stick and a magazine, cutting out the letters for your ransom note.

Luckily, Suck UK can help! Our Blackmail pack contains two blank postcards, and over 250 assorted self-adhesive letters. Peel the letters from the backing paper and stick to the postcards to create your own ransom messages! Everything from "Have a great birthday, or else!" to "Be my Valentine_ or the puppy gets it!".